Manscaping: A Primer (Audio Post)

Hello, my darlings!

I do hope you’re all having a lovely Thursday so far.  I’ve been on all day, taking your calls, and as I was sitting here thinking, I remembered a conversation I’d had with a good friend of mine the other day concerning a topic very near and dear to my heart: Manscaping.  I’m asked all the time what my secret treasures look like, how they’re ‘scaped, and whether the carpets match the drapes.  It’s only fair that I should be allowed to ask the same!

The subject came up due to a friend of a friend mentioning that he likes to be au naturale.  Translation? Boyfriend has a ball-fro downstairs and isn’t afraid to let it poof out and poke you in the eye should you get close enough. (Not that I ever have gotten close enough, mind you, but this is what I’m told.)

This is not sexy.  And should you be unfortunate enough to be in possession of a, shall we say, small penis? All it does for you is make that little peen look more like a baby bird snuggled in the nest.  An image that inspires nothing but laughter and ridicule from me and my fellow FemDoms.

So what’s a man to do? What is appropriate manscaping for the nethers down under?

My personal preference is, well, neatly trimmed! I don’t expect you to have a ballsack that’s as smooth as a baby mole rat.  That is, of course, unless you’re one of my sissies, in which case, smooth is always best! (All the better to feel the lace and silk of those panties!)  And for those of you tiny-dicked losers who seem to think that shaving it all off somehow makes it look bigger? You’re sadly mistaken, I’m afraid.  All it does is make me wonder why you weren’t just born a girl because it looks JUST like a big ol’ clitty.

Your mileage may, of course, vary.  But let me tell you, boys: If you want a woman to put her pretty lips anywhere near that throbbing cock of yours, you’ll make damn sure that she’s not fighting off pubic hair that’s threatening to blind her.  Neat and trimmed is the way to go!  That’s not to say that shaven isn’t nice, it most certainly can be if you have the equipment to back it up, but very few men out there qualify as being well enough endowed to pull that off, so most of you are best suited to just keeping it nice and neat.

Let me turn the question over to YOU, my darlings.  How is your manhood manscaped? Inquiring Bellas want to know!

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