I do hope you’re all having a lovely Thursday so far.  I’ve been on all day, taking your calls, and as I was sitting here thinking, I remembered a conversation I’d had with a good friend of mine the other day concerning a topic very near and dear to my heart: Manscaping.  I’m asked all the time what my secret treasures look like, how they’re ‘scaped, and whether the carpets match the drapes.  It’s only fair that I should be allowed to ask the same!

The subject came up due to a friend of a friend mentioning that he likes to be au naturale.  Translation? Boyfriend has a ball-fro downstairs and isn’t afraid to let it poof out and poke you in the eye should you get close enough. (Not that I ever have gotten close enough, mind you, but this is what I’m told.)

This is not sexy.  And should you be unfortunate enough to be in possession of a, shall we say, small penis? All it does for you is make that little peen look more like a baby bird snuggled in the nest.  An image that inspires nothing but laughter and ridicule from me and my fellow FemDoms.

So what’s a man to do? What is appropriate manscaping for the nethers down under?

My personal preference is, well, neatly trimmed! I don’t expect you to have a ballsack that’s as smooth as a baby mole rat.  That is, of course, unless you’re one of my sissies, in which case, smooth is always best! (All the better to feel the lace and silk of those panties!)  And for those of you tiny-dicked losers who seem to think that shaving it all off somehow makes it look bigger? You’re sadly mistaken, I’m afraid.  All it does is make me wonder why you weren’t just born a girl because it looks JUST like a big ol’ clitty.

Your mileage may, of course, vary.  But let me tell you, boys: If you want a woman to put her pretty lips anywhere near that throbbing cock of yours, you’ll make damn sure that she’s not fighting off pubic hair that’s threatening to blind her.  Neat and trimmed is the way to go!  That’s not to say that shaven isn’t nice, it most certainly can be if you have the equipment to back it up, but very few men out there qualify as being well enough endowed to pull that off, so most of you are best suited to just keeping it nice and neat.

Let me turn the question over to YOU, my darlings.  How is your manhood manscaped? Inquiring Bellas want to know!

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Last night, as I was reapplying another coat of the oh-so-luscious Orgasm lipgloss by NARS that showed up on my doorstep earlier in the day (thank you!!), I received a call from a rather interesting character.  We’ll call him Basement Boner Boy, because that’s precisely what he is.  In a hushed whisper, this naughty stroker revealed to me that he was hiding out from his Significant Other because he has a very real problem: chronic wankerism.

That set me into a flurry of giggles because, well frankly, I love my chronic stroker sluts because they can’t help themselves! They simply MUST reach down there several times a day to fondle their nethers, no matter how embarassing the after-effects might be.  I also love the fact that for most of them, they’re craving the control from a Femdom like myself, to ensure that they maintain a rather strict regiment of stroking.  Part of said regiment is what I like to affectionally refer to as a “Squirting Tribute”. 

BBB paid his squirting tribute up front and I decided to whore him out for a bit to two other Mistresses here, Miss Gabrielle and Mistress Sarah! Two very different Femdom styles, but both extremely fun to get on the phone.  Miss Gabby and I teased him about that little peen of his and his need to stroke it, and found out he had himself a Q-tip with some very special spicy sauce to make things extra tingly! *giggles*  And then Mistress Sarah revealed to me all his naughty secrets!

Ultimately, though, I had him find a nice, soft, bathroom towel with which to spill his little squirmers…with instructions to put it somewhere useful until laundry day.  I can’t wait to hear how red he turns every time his Significant Other uses that towel before laundry day while he watches, knowing what a pathetic little wanker-slut he really is!

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I know, I know. It’s been a while since Miss Bella updated the Friday’s Fetish. Mea Culpa. However! I was busy this afternoon cleaning the house in preparation for my own burlesque Valentine’s Day outing, when I received a knock at the door.  Upon opening, what should greet me, but a green box and inside, about 30 of the most beautiful purple and white orchids!  The marvelous, fabulous Mr. A. has struck again!  I’m currently admiring how pretty they are and the thought struck me: Valentine’s Day evokes SO many completely opposite reactions. You either love it or hate it (or, in some instances, are completely indifferent to it) and in that vein, I started doing a little research and came up with a list of erotic fetishes that can be associated with this upcoming most lovey dovey of holidays!

The list goes on, and these are just a small sample of the many -philias out there associated with the holiday.  And really, when you consider that V-day is all about love, and that philia itself means “love”, it kind of goes hand in hand that Valentine’s Day is for Naughty Kinksters like all of you!

Don’t forget, my lovelies, that tomorrow, we’re celebrating the Love that surrounds Valentine’s Day here at LDW with the Love Fest! Starts at midnight, so gather up your hearts (and other things *wink*) and get ready to be loved by all of the lovely ladies here at LDW!

Until tomorrow!

"Love is the Essence of Life"

 

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This week’s Friday Phone Sex Fetish should appeal to all the narcissists out there. Those of you who spend, well, a little too much time in front of that looking glass.

Eisoptrophilia (aka “Mirror, Mirror, on the wall…”)

Let’s face it.  We’re a society of voyeurs and exhibitionists.  Every day, there are those of us out there who prefer to watch, and those of us who prefer to BE watched.  We live our lives under the scrutiny of or scrutinizing others.  And in that same vein, our sexuality is rather closely tied to whichever side of the fence we happen to fall.  If that weren’t the case, do you really think the sex industry would be as popular as it is, pornography in particular?

However, there’s a little subset of kinksters out there who aren’t so much into viewing others… as they are into viewing themselves.  They’re so incredibly excited by passing certain reflective surfaces that they walk around in a rather constant state of sexual arousal.  Which surface am I referring to, you ask? Why, the mirror, of course!

Eisoptrophiliacs are unusually aroused by mirrors and/or seeing themselves IN those mirrors.  Not content to merely experience a wild romp in a lavish hotel, these are the darlings who would get the bed with the mirrored ceiling so they could gaze up at themselves while they let their fingers do the walking!  A sexual encounter with them just isn’t complete unless there’s a polished piece of glass within viewing distance through which they can admire themselves as well as what’s being done to them!

How many of you, my darlings, are guilty of this? Hmm?

Until tomorrow!

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It’s time, once again, for another Friday phone sex fetish session, and the one I’m bringing you today is, well, frankly the reason some exotic dancers do what they do so well!

Dishabiliophilia (aka “No need to look away…I’m not making you uncomfortable, am I?”)

Imagine, for a moment, that you’re alone in a room.  The lights are dim, there’s soft music playing.  A woman enters, a teasing smile on her lips as she stands before you, one hand going to her zipper.  You start to look away and instead, her sweet voice commands you to look at her, to watch her, and when you do, you realize that she’s so aroused by the way you’re watching her that she practically orgasms right there.

Dishabiliophiliacs find an unusual sexual arousal from undressing in front of someone.  For them, it’s not just the appetizer, it’s the whole main course.  And dessert.  And the after dessert coffee.  And that long walk on the beach under the starlit sky.

The very act of slipping out of their clothes in front of willing (and sometimes, unwilling) parties just makes them quiver all over! It’s no wonder that you find so many of them doing webcam shows or up on stage in a strip club! These are the guys and gals who give you that first peep show that leaves you loving the lacy lingerie as the precursor to what’s underneath.

So tell me, my pets, how do YOU feel when you’re slipping into something a little more comfortable in front of a watchful pair of eyes?

Until tomorrow!

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Here’s hoping this Friday finds you all having a grand ol’ time getting into the holiday spirit!  I recently received an email from a blog subscriber (and if it’s not you, why haven’t you subscribed yet?) who pointed out a glaring omission in my Friday’s Fetish posts!  Consider it corrected as of now.

Autogynephilia (aka “I’m so pretty I can’t stand it!”)

This question is for all my sissies and crossdressers out there: How do you feel when you slip into that silky lingerie and your prettiest dress?  Does it give you the sexy shivers? Do you look at yourself in the mirror and make kissy faces, thinking of how HOT it would be to feel yourself being taken right at that moment all dressed in your girlie best?  Does it make you want to throw yourself down, right then and there, and stroke your way to oblivion?

If the answer is yes, to any of the above, then you might be an autogynephiliac.  These lovely kinksters are incredibly aroused by crossdressing (either themselves OR others) and can’t wait to slip on something a little sexy before letting their fingers do the walking.  To them, crossdressing isn’t just a lifestyle, it’s a sexual fetish, an arousal that drives them to seeking out others like them with which to expand their play.

As my commenter suggested, it’s a rather hot button issue within the transsexual community, and with good reason! Not every crossdresser or sissy does it because they find it sexually stimulating, but there’s a big enough percentage who do, and for them? It’s not just a means to an end, it’s the whole flowery, frilly package!

Until tomorrow!

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I was listening to one of my favorite podcasts earlier today and they were having a BDSM conversation with a local Mistress.  I love hearing from the other Femdoms in the area, just to get a feel for the kinkiness of the city I’m in.  She was answering listener questions and there were the standard “How do I tie up my lover,” and “Is this fetish weird” questions.  But then she took a call that started me thinking.

This caller wondered if all Femdoms hate men.  They wanted to know just how many in this industry are man haters and what the reasons are.  She was a little confused and with good reason!

Most Femdoms that I know, myself included, LOVE men!  Why on earth would we do what we do if we hated you guys? I can’t think of anything more powerful than to take a man, whose anatomy we sometimes know better than THEY do, and reduce him to a quivering, begging slut, all because we can! I couldn’t possibly do this job without every man who comes crawling to me on their knees begging to be topped.  And when you consider that there’s a HUGE majority of men out there who WANT to be topped? Why, it would be just silly to be in this field without having a love for the sluts that come to you.

Even in the deepest throes of the most hardcore domination, I still grin at the end, knowing that I have fulfilled all of MY needs by fulfilling all YOUR submissive desires.  I adore men! You are such giving, creative creatures! I couldn’t do this job without you.

Until tomorrow!

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Ahh, here we are! The last day of November and forging on ahead into the insane holiday season!  I thought that, in lieu of a story this week, I’d share a little modified Christmas Carol with you all.  Sing along if you know the words:

On the first day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
being able to cum while masturbating.

On the second day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
Two minutes of licking her boots,
And being able to cum while masturbating.

On the third day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
Three minutes of cold play,
Two minutes of licking her boots,
And being able to cum while masturbating.

On the fourth day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
Four minutes of anal probing,
Three minutes of cold play,
Two minutes of licking her boots,
And being able to cum while masturbating.

On the fifth day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
Five minutes of cock & ball teasing,
Four minutes of anal probing,
Three minutes of cold play,
Two minutes of licking her boots,
And being able to cum while masturbating.

On the sixth day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
Six minutes in the Gates of Hell,
Five minutes of cock & ball teasing,
Four minutes of anal probing,
Three minutes of cold play,
Two minutes of licking her boots,
And being able to cum while masturbating.

On the seventh day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
Seven minutes of ball stretching,
Six minutes in the Gates of Hell,
Five minutes of cock & ball teasing,
Four minutes of anal probing,
Three minutes of cold play,
Two minutes of licking her boots,
And being able to cum while masturbating.

On the eighth day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
Eight minutes of caning,
Seven minutes of ball stretching,
Six minutes in the Gates of Hell,
Five minutes of cock & ball teasing,
Four minutes of anal probing,
Three minutes of cold play,
Two minutes of licking her boots,
And being able to cum while masturbating.

On the ninth day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
Nine minutes of worshiping her pussy,
Eight minutes of caning,
Seven minutes of ball stretching,
Six minutes in the Gates of Hell,
Five minutes of cock & ball teasing,
Four minutes of anal probing,
Three minutes of cold play,
Two minutes of licking her boots,
And being able to cum while masturbating.

On the tenth day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
Ten minutes of anal sex,
Nine minutes of worshiping her pussy,
Eight minutes of caning,
Seven minutes of ball stretching,
Six minutes in the Gates of Hell,
Five minutes of cock & ball teasing,
Four minutes of anal probing,
Three minutes of cold play,
Two minutes of licking her boots,
And being able to cum while masturbating.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
Eleven minutes of suspended whipping,
Ten minutes of anal sex,
Nine minutes of worshiping her pussy,
Eight minutes of caning,
Seven minutes of ball stretching,
Six minutes in the Gates of Hell,
Five minutes of cock & ball teasing,
Four minutes of anal probing,
Three minutes of cold play,
Two minutes of licking her boots,
And being able to cum while masturbating.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my Mistress gave to me:
Twelve minutes of masturbating for her,
Eleven minutes of suspended whipping,
Ten minutes of anal sex,
Nine minutes of worshiping her pussy,
Eight minutes of caning,
Seven minutes of ball stretching,
Six minutes in the Gates of Hell,
Five minutes of cock & ball teasing,
Four minutes of anal probing,
Three minutes of cold play,
Two minutes of licking her boots,
And being able to cum while masturbating.

*grins* Now wasn’t that delightful? Since you’re singing that tune now, don’t forget to TUNE IN to my show on Cock Radio tonight at Midnight Eastern and join us in the chat rooms over at Community Kink!

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This week’s Friday Phone Sex Fetish is brought to you by the letter ‘D’ and the letter ‘T’.  If your eyes well up while you’re reading this, then just remember…it’s all for the best!

Dacryphilia (aka “Don’t cry…unless you really need to!”)

Many men will complain that they don’t know what to do with a crying female.  There’s something so primal about tears, regardless of the reason, that it makes the vast majority of Alpha males run screaming from the area.  You Beta males, however, you know how to comfort a crying woman, don’t you, my pets?  Women often voice their own complaints when it comes to men not knowing how to show her some love when the tears start to flow.

Dacryphiliacs know exactly what to do.  In fact, these fabulous kinksters get quite excited by the sight of tears in the eyes of their lovers!  They need two tissues: one for her/him and one for themselves….to clean up the mess. *winks*  They say that the eyes are the windows to your soul, and for our darling dacryphiliacs, they prefer those windows slightly hazy with a chance of rain.

Think about it: Regardless of the reason behind those tears, you normally want to comfort the person doing the tearing up.  What better way to comfort them, I say, than to take them by the hand, lead them into the bedroom and kiss those tears away?  For the more sadistic among us, tie them up once inside, and see how many MORE tears you can get to bubble to the surface!  Fun times to be had by all (consentual and such, naturally)!

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It’s time for another Phone Sex Friday’s Fetish and I have one today that is rather self explanatory!

Crurophilia (aka “Legs are staple articles and will never go out of fashion while the world lasts”)

Who among us can resist an incredible pair of gams? It’s not surprising that legs are one of the most reported objects of affection, one of the most arousing (non genetalia related) parts of a woman’s body, and frankly, why not?  Not only do these marvels of human engineering manage to carry a woman around all day long, but most of the time, they do so in shoes that would send most men running for the hills! (My sissies and crossdressers, obviously this statement doesn’t apply to you!)

For example:

See what I mean?  I know that many of you are currently panting and drooling over that picture…but how many of you are doing so because of my lovely legs? Show of hands.  Mmhmm. I thought so.

Crurophiliacs must really have a tough time navigating the world.  To be surrounded by such lovely stalks and to be afflicted by such intense arousal due to their mere presence in your life, well, you kinksters must be wandering around with a 24/7 stiffy!

But never fear, my pets! I know precisely what to do with my leg lovers out there!  It involves you, on your knees, worshipping my bare legs from the toes up. Slowly. *grin* Don’t worry, when you get to the top of one, you get to start ALL OVER again on the next.

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