I know many of you were wondering just what happened this past Tuesday morning that kept me from the radio waves over at Cock Radio.  Well, it’s a rather simple explanation: the head cold that I came down with over the weekend decided it wanted to morph spectacularly into bronchitis!  I know all of you darlings adore my voice, but it hardly helps to do a radio show when you can’t even hear me. *laughs*

However! I am on the mend after a fantastic visit to my doctor (who, by the way, is an amazingly hot sexpot too!) and I will most definitely be back on the radio next Tuesday.

To all of you who wished me well, thank you! And I’ll have PLENTY to chat with all of you about on the next episode of the Fetish Free For All!

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I do hope you’re all having a lovely Thursday so far.  I’ve been on all day, taking your calls, and as I was sitting here thinking, I remembered a conversation I’d had with a good friend of mine the other day concerning a topic very near and dear to my heart: Manscaping.  I’m asked all the time what my secret treasures look like, how they’re ‘scaped, and whether the carpets match the drapes.  It’s only fair that I should be allowed to ask the same!

The subject came up due to a friend of a friend mentioning that he likes to be au naturale.  Translation? Boyfriend has a ball-fro downstairs and isn’t afraid to let it poof out and poke you in the eye should you get close enough. (Not that I ever have gotten close enough, mind you, but this is what I’m told.)

This is not sexy.  And should you be unfortunate enough to be in possession of a, shall we say, small penis? All it does for you is make that little peen look more like a baby bird snuggled in the nest.  An image that inspires nothing but laughter and ridicule from me and my fellow FemDoms.

So what’s a man to do? What is appropriate manscaping for the nethers down under?

My personal preference is, well, neatly trimmed! I don’t expect you to have a ballsack that’s as smooth as a baby mole rat.  That is, of course, unless you’re one of my sissies, in which case, smooth is always best! (All the better to feel the lace and silk of those panties!)  And for those of you tiny-dicked losers who seem to think that shaving it all off somehow makes it look bigger? You’re sadly mistaken, I’m afraid.  All it does is make me wonder why you weren’t just born a girl because it looks JUST like a big ol’ clitty.

Your mileage may, of course, vary.  But let me tell you, boys: If you want a woman to put her pretty lips anywhere near that throbbing cock of yours, you’ll make damn sure that she’s not fighting off pubic hair that’s threatening to blind her.  Neat and trimmed is the way to go!  That’s not to say that shaven isn’t nice, it most certainly can be if you have the equipment to back it up, but very few men out there qualify as being well enough endowed to pull that off, so most of you are best suited to just keeping it nice and neat.

Let me turn the question over to YOU, my darlings.  How is your manhood manscaped? Inquiring Bellas want to know!

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A relaxed night at Miss Bella’s Fetish Free for All, over on Cock Radio.  The Cock Radio chat room at Community Kink was rockin’ with regulars! 

 LDW Royalty
*Me, Me, and more Me!

Rockin’ Regulars
*Andy, steph, kel, woomba, Kindle.d, jessica

Fresh Faces
*Brenda, sissy_marielle, girlsrmean, feminineassboy, tinydickboy, Subdude, sissy_frances, milk, nigelx

This week’s show focused on “O” artists, and there were plenty of awesome tunes to go around.  Next week, we’ll focus on “O” songs,  so now’s the time to get your requests in for next week’s show.  I’ve already got quite a few requests for that one, but more is always better!

*Otis Rush – I Can’t Quit You Baby
*O-Zone – Dragosta Din Tei / Oak Ridge Boys – Elivira
*Owl City – Fireflies / Oasis – Champagne Supernova
*Oingo Boingo – Weird Science / Offspring – Original Prankster
*Olivia Newton-John – Physical / Billy Ocean – Caribbean Queen
*Ozzy Osbourne – Let Me Hear You Scream / One Inch Punch – Pretty Piece of Flesh
*One Minute Silence – Remain Calm / Otep – Breed
*Patton Oswalt – The Poetry of Pornography

For those of you who missed out, I have the show posted below (you can NOW stream the audio right from the post), along with a list of the songs played during the show for you to look up and listen to at your leisure, as per usual.

This week’s Geek Squee focused on the movies Kick-Ass and Faster Pussycat, Kill…Kill!, and just what I thought about each.  In TV-land, we chatted about  True Blood, Top Shot, Haven, and the Eureka/Warehouse 13 crossovers.   There was much squeeing to be had about the trailer for The Venture Bros. and it’s return to tv in September.  And we wrapped up the segment by chatting a bit about the awesome home theater I saw on Attack of the Show.  

This week’s Intellectual Voyeurism question wanted to know what part of your body you considered the most sensual.  The responses were varied and fabulous!  And remember, if you submit an IV question to me and I use it on the air, you could win a free call/text session with me!

This week’s Mental Masturbation Dirty Word proved to be a stumper for some and a piece of cake for others!  Remember, you can only participate when I’m live on the air and in the Chat room, so if you want to throw your hat in the ring and see if you’re going to be the big winner at the end of next month, you know what to do.  Congrats to steph for getting it on the first try (earning 5pts) and JDX for earning 3 points, having figured it out by the second clue.  That puts them at a dead even tie!  Ooh! Does this mean I’ll get to have a tie-breaker at the end of the month? How exciting Think you can do better? Join me next week for your shot at a whole new game.

It was a pleasure as always spending time with you, my darlings! Remember, I’m constantly looking for new things to try, so if you have ideas, by all means, let me know!  I’ve added the Request Link in the sidebar, as a way for you to submit song requests for the shows, and ideas as well.

Have a request? Use the request link above or contact me via comments here or via my email (bella@enchantrixempire.com).  You can also reach me in IM at empress.bella@yahoo.com, you can look me up on twitter (EmpressBella), or find me on Facebook (Bella Gordon OR Miss Bella’s Fetish Free For All group).

Don’t forget, next show next Tuesday at 12am Eastern!

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I’ll bet that title got your attention, didn’t it? *grins* (You can also listen to this blog read by me, by clicking the button below my signature!) I was having a bit of a discussion with one of my Femdom friends, and we started talking about “pet names” for our subbies.  I ran down my list, but the one that really caught her attention was the one you see in the header: “Bella’s Bitches”.  She asked me to explain how I differentiate between just a regular submissive and one who’s honored with the BB title.

Something tells me you’re wondering the exact same thing, aren’t you?

Bella’s Bitch is a title that is earned, not given freely, if you must know.  These are subs who, for various reasons, exist merely for the entertainment of yours truly!  Moreso than a regular subbie, one of my BB’s has to demonstrate unerring loyalty to me, the ability to obey regardless of the task, and demonstrate their desire to gain pleasure from MY pleasure.  It is a very select group, and only a few have had the title bestowed upon them.

I don’t make it easy.  Let’s take those traits one at a time, shall we?

Demonstrate unerring loyalty to me. This is not to say that I do not allow my BB’s to call or interact with other Mistresses!  In fact, I actively encourage it because the way I see it, there’s only one Miss Bella and while I may be a Goddess, I cannot be all things to all people.  I do have other demands on my time, as you may well imagine, and I like my BBs to be well rounded.  I want them to enjoy their time with other Femdoms. However, my BBs always come back to me.  And often, they tell me about their other adventures because it amuses me to hear their stories.

Demonstrate the ability to obey, regardless of the task. I do not have time for whiners, my darlings, and my BBs understand this.  If I give them a task, they perform it.  It doesn’t matter if I’m telling them to open wide and suck my lover’s cock, or to tie a red ribbon around their own cock before stroking it for me and my friends.  It doesn’t matter if I’m instructing them to go out on the corner in their prettiest pink panties and sing ‘I’m a little teapot’ to oncoming traffic!  When I tell them to do something, they do it, and they do it gladly and without any hesitation.

Demonstrate their desire to gain pleasure from MY pleasure. Make no mistake about it, as their Goddess, my pleasure is paramount to their own.  But more than that, my pleasure fuels their own pleasure.  It needn’t be sexual in nature, just hearing me laugh or knowing they brought an immense smile to my lips gives them that glimmer of happiness that sets their hearts a-flutter!  More carnally speaking, I have been known to take my BBs, either with my strap-on or by riding them, and in these moments they lose themselves for a while, knowing that their ultimate joy resides in my own joy in owning them.

So now that it’s been laid out for you (on a silver platter, some might even say!), I ask you, my darlings: Do you have what it takes to be one of Miss Bella’s Bitches?

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I know I’ve been rather lax lately in updating (save for the Tuesday Show Notes), but I’ve truly been at a loss for what to put in here.  I’m not sure how many of you out there are actually reading my words or merely looking at my pictures and having lusty thoughts!

I do know, however, that there are three of my pets who DO read this blog, and one of them I have a date with later tonight, as I do on every Monday evening. He’s a rather unique kinkster, who told me once that he’d be honored to be mentioned here in my little slice of the web…and you all know how rarely I actually mention all of you, don’t you?

So let me tell you a little bit about my hubby-pet.  No, no, not like that.  He’s a particularly delicious submissive with plenty of good ideas concerning my devious nature!  I’ve had quite an enjoyable time, swooping into his household as the naughty Nanny and slowly, but surely, taking control of him and his life, bit by bit.  I’ve eliminated all the competition (read: his wifey) and made sure his kids have a good place to go (read: boarding school far, far away), so now? He’s ALL mine. 

There’s nothing to stand in Miss Bella’s way as I show him what it’s like to be the hubby-pet of a real Mistress.  I can’t wait to see what kind of trouble I can get him into tonight!

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Last night, as I was reapplying another coat of the oh-so-luscious Orgasm lipgloss by NARS that showed up on my doorstep earlier in the day (thank you!!), I received a call from a rather interesting character.  We’ll call him Basement Boner Boy, because that’s precisely what he is.  In a hushed whisper, this naughty stroker revealed to me that he was hiding out from his Significant Other because he has a very real problem: chronic wankerism.

That set me into a flurry of giggles because, well frankly, I love my chronic stroker sluts because they can’t help themselves! They simply MUST reach down there several times a day to fondle their nethers, no matter how embarassing the after-effects might be.  I also love the fact that for most of them, they’re craving the control from a Femdom like myself, to ensure that they maintain a rather strict regiment of stroking.  Part of said regiment is what I like to affectionally refer to as a “Squirting Tribute”. 

BBB paid his squirting tribute up front and I decided to whore him out for a bit to two other Mistresses here, Miss Gabrielle and Mistress Sarah! Two very different Femdom styles, but both extremely fun to get on the phone.  Miss Gabby and I teased him about that little peen of his and his need to stroke it, and found out he had himself a Q-tip with some very special spicy sauce to make things extra tingly! *giggles*  And then Mistress Sarah revealed to me all his naughty secrets!

Ultimately, though, I had him find a nice, soft, bathroom towel with which to spill his little squirmers…with instructions to put it somewhere useful until laundry day.  I can’t wait to hear how red he turns every time his Significant Other uses that towel before laundry day while he watches, knowing what a pathetic little wanker-slut he really is!

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I got to feel a bit like a leper this week, what with the very low turnout for Miss Bella’s Fetish Free for All, over on Cock Radio.  The Cock Radio chat room at Community Kink wasn’t as full as I’m used to!  We did have Empress Brianna make an appearance for a bit, sexy woman that she is.  And I was saved from being completely alone by the ever faithful stubs, Saint, Ms_Gemma’s_Tiny_Willy, and newest minion, red_satin_coat!  Andy stopped in, as did Tiny Bill, kimber, sam, and kelly.  Where were the rest of you??

This week’s show explored the letter “J”.  We all sort of kicked back and listened to the mix of “J” artists and had a laid back sort of evening. I gave the full concert report on my Nickelback experience last Friday, as WELL as some chatting about good ol’ Iron Man 2!  I mentioned about Cooper: The Photographer Cat and his art show, and found out I should plant some daisies and roses and violets in my new flower garden;)

For those of you who missed out, I have the show posted below, and you can NOW stream the audio right from the post, along with a list of the songs played during the show for you to look up and listen to at your leisure, as per usual. 

It was a pleasure as always spending time with you, my darlings! Remember, I’m constantly looking for new things to try, so if you have ideas, by all means, let me know!  I’ve added the Request Link in the sidebar, as a way for you to submit song requests for the shows, and ideas as well.  

List of songs played:

• Bad Things – Jace Everett 
• White Rabbit – Jefferson Airplane
• Hey Joe – Jimi Hendrix
• Freeze Frame – J. Geils Band
• Fetish – Joan Jett
• Open Arms – Journey
• Steppin’ Out – Joe Jackson
• When I Think Of You – Janet Jackson
• Remember The Time – Michael Jackson
• One Piece At A Time – Johnny Cash
• Aqualung – Jethro Tull
• Virtual Insanity – Jamiroquai
• Sexy Back – Justin Timberlake
• Re: Your Brains – Johnathan Coulton

So there you have it my darlings! You can use the comments here to leave requests, comments, critiques, whatever! Don’t forget, next show next Tuesday at 12am Eastern!

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I got the most wonderful surprise this morning from my mail carrier!  But before I tell you all about it, let me give you a bit of back story.

Now, you all are already aware that I went away for a week, down to sunny Florida, to celebrate my lil’ bro’s nuptuals.  While down there, I had the good fortune to stumble across a vendor selling Konad Nail products.  Those of you familiar with Miss Bella’s naughty mani-pedi trips to the salon might remember that I find myself sitting in that salon chair every single week.  It adds up, my darlings! So I decided to splurge a bit and get myself a starter kit for the Konad system.

I’ve been hooked since.  And when I discovered that Amazon also carried the plates and accessories, I had to start adding them to my wishlist.  Among what I found was a fabulous kit that included a bunch of the plates I wanted along with 10 of their nail polishes, etc.  So I popped them onto my list and promptly forgot all about them.

My marvelous Mr. A. forwarded an email to me from the company that sells the kit that I had on there and it didn’t click until today when a knock on my door revealed the delivery of this beautiful new set! OMG! Thank you SO  so much my darling Mr. A!  I, of course, immediately set about doing my nails and because I am so pleased with them, I thought I’d show them to all of you!

Aren’t they lovely?? Just enough decoration without being too obnoxious, and enough sparkle to keep me grinning all day long! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, Mr. A., for making Miss Bella a happy little Femdom Goddess indeed!

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I just wanted to take a moment here to say thank you to whomever it was (and I have an inkling *winks*) that gifted me with the purple purse while I was out of town last week!  I’ve always longed for a Coach bag but until just yesterday, had never owned one.  Now, not only do I have one, but it’s a glorious shade of purple and the PERFECT size for me to carry around while wandering downtown.

Thank you, from the bottom of this Femdom’s heart to you, my anonymous gifter! *blown kisses*

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It’s an absolutely GLORIOUS day outside and your Femdom Fetish Goddess cannot WAIT to get out there and do her thing.  I’m going to go for a run, perhaps wander one of the many parks in the area (wearing my spiffy new shoes from the amazing Mr. A.), and maybe do a little light shopping combined with lunch with the girls.  And I’m going to smell absolutely fabulous doing it too, courtesy of someone (no name given, but I think I have an idea who it might be *winks*) who sent me bottles of one of my very favorite Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs oils, “O”.  Oh my lovelies, if only you could get your nose right up here next to my pulse points (are you drooling yet?), you’d smell warm amber, honey, and creamy vanilla tickling that nosebud of yours.

I smell delicious enough to eat.  What a shame that my subbies, and my cuckold sluts, will never get that opportunity!  I can hear you all crying from here: “Miss Bella! You are such a naughty goddess! Why are you so mean to us?”

I’m cruel to be kind, my pets. You all know what a lovely, polite, sweet-as-sugar Mistress I really am, don’t you?

Besides, if I really wanted to be mean, I’d tell you about the plans I have for later tonight, going out with my girls to a few local bars, dancing until I’m sweaty and so turned on I can’t help it, grabbing the nearest good looking stud who grinds up behind me, and taking him home to….well….that is if we even MAKE it back to my place. *winks*

Careful now, I don’t want you getting TOO excited.  Of course, if you want details of what I did, who I did, how often we did it, and if we’ll do it again? You know exactly what you need to do, don’t you?

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