I do hope you’re all having a lovely Thursday so far.  I’ve been on all day, taking your calls, and as I was sitting here thinking, I remembered a conversation I’d had with a good friend of mine the other day concerning a topic very near and dear to my heart: Manscaping.  I’m asked all the time what my secret treasures look like, how they’re ‘scaped, and whether the carpets match the drapes.  It’s only fair that I should be allowed to ask the same!

The subject came up due to a friend of a friend mentioning that he likes to be au naturale.  Translation? Boyfriend has a ball-fro downstairs and isn’t afraid to let it poof out and poke you in the eye should you get close enough. (Not that I ever have gotten close enough, mind you, but this is what I’m told.)

This is not sexy.  And should you be unfortunate enough to be in possession of a, shall we say, small penis? All it does for you is make that little peen look more like a baby bird snuggled in the nest.  An image that inspires nothing but laughter and ridicule from me and my fellow FemDoms.

So what’s a man to do? What is appropriate manscaping for the nethers down under?

My personal preference is, well, neatly trimmed! I don’t expect you to have a ballsack that’s as smooth as a baby mole rat.  That is, of course, unless you’re one of my sissies, in which case, smooth is always best! (All the better to feel the lace and silk of those panties!)  And for those of you tiny-dicked losers who seem to think that shaving it all off somehow makes it look bigger? You’re sadly mistaken, I’m afraid.  All it does is make me wonder why you weren’t just born a girl because it looks JUST like a big ol’ clitty.

Your mileage may, of course, vary.  But let me tell you, boys: If you want a woman to put her pretty lips anywhere near that throbbing cock of yours, you’ll make damn sure that she’s not fighting off pubic hair that’s threatening to blind her.  Neat and trimmed is the way to go!  That’s not to say that shaven isn’t nice, it most certainly can be if you have the equipment to back it up, but very few men out there qualify as being well enough endowed to pull that off, so most of you are best suited to just keeping it nice and neat.

Let me turn the question over to YOU, my darlings.  How is your manhood manscaped? Inquiring Bellas want to know!

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I’ll bet that title got your attention, didn’t it? *grins* (You can also listen to this blog read by me, by clicking the button below my signature!) I was having a bit of a discussion with one of my Femdom friends, and we started talking about “pet names” for our subbies.  I ran down my list, but the one that really caught her attention was the one you see in the header: “Bella’s Bitches”.  She asked me to explain how I differentiate between just a regular submissive and one who’s honored with the BB title.

Something tells me you’re wondering the exact same thing, aren’t you?

Bella’s Bitch is a title that is earned, not given freely, if you must know.  These are subs who, for various reasons, exist merely for the entertainment of yours truly!  Moreso than a regular subbie, one of my BB’s has to demonstrate unerring loyalty to me, the ability to obey regardless of the task, and demonstrate their desire to gain pleasure from MY pleasure.  It is a very select group, and only a few have had the title bestowed upon them.

I don’t make it easy.  Let’s take those traits one at a time, shall we?

Demonstrate unerring loyalty to me. This is not to say that I do not allow my BB’s to call or interact with other Mistresses!  In fact, I actively encourage it because the way I see it, there’s only one Miss Bella and while I may be a Goddess, I cannot be all things to all people.  I do have other demands on my time, as you may well imagine, and I like my BBs to be well rounded.  I want them to enjoy their time with other Femdoms. However, my BBs always come back to me.  And often, they tell me about their other adventures because it amuses me to hear their stories.

Demonstrate the ability to obey, regardless of the task. I do not have time for whiners, my darlings, and my BBs understand this.  If I give them a task, they perform it.  It doesn’t matter if I’m telling them to open wide and suck my lover’s cock, or to tie a red ribbon around their own cock before stroking it for me and my friends.  It doesn’t matter if I’m instructing them to go out on the corner in their prettiest pink panties and sing ‘I’m a little teapot’ to oncoming traffic!  When I tell them to do something, they do it, and they do it gladly and without any hesitation.

Demonstrate their desire to gain pleasure from MY pleasure. Make no mistake about it, as their Goddess, my pleasure is paramount to their own.  But more than that, my pleasure fuels their own pleasure.  It needn’t be sexual in nature, just hearing me laugh or knowing they brought an immense smile to my lips gives them that glimmer of happiness that sets their hearts a-flutter!  More carnally speaking, I have been known to take my BBs, either with my strap-on or by riding them, and in these moments they lose themselves for a while, knowing that their ultimate joy resides in my own joy in owning them.

So now that it’s been laid out for you (on a silver platter, some might even say!), I ask you, my darlings: Do you have what it takes to be one of Miss Bella’s Bitches?

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I feel I should explain why there wasn’t a Fetish Free For All this morning.  It goes a little something like this…

All weekend long, I was told I didn’t have plans for Memorial Day.  The weather was going to be rainy (welcome to the Pacific Northwest), a chilly, soggy day that no one wanted to celebrate outside in.  I had resigned myself to a peaceful, quiet holiday, without much fuss. Just me and my Sam, relaxing at home.

And then, around 3pm my phone rings.  It’s a naughty voice I recognize, one that I hadn’t expected to hear.  I believe some of you (those who’ve called me, especially my cuckold kinksters) are familiar with my friend Dirk? Well apparently, Dirk wasn’t going to let a little water from the sky dampen his bbq’ing mood.  There was the promise of good food, a little alcohol, and, to top it all off, a big ol’ bonfire.

So that’s where I was, last minute, dolled up in some skin tight jeans, a low cut black sweater, and some strappy sandals.  I wore my special t-back silk black panties and let me tell you… I didn’t even want to come home!  You all know how kinky Miss Bella likes to get when there’s a blazing fire and a man with enough steak to make me happy, don’t you?  Sam and I were quite surprised to find that it was going to be just the three of us, but you know what? Several hours later, even though I’m a tiny bit sore from all the grinding, thrusting, poking, and riding that went on, I find myself thinking, “Gee…Looks like I’ll have a naughty experience to share with all my teeny peen fans who’ve been salivating over how lusciously long and thick Dirk’s cock is!”

And to think…I was even nice enough to share with Sam, because let’s face it, Dirk has more than enough to satisfy both of us ladies…and then some.

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Last night, as I was reapplying another coat of the oh-so-luscious Orgasm lipgloss by NARS that showed up on my doorstep earlier in the day (thank you!!), I received a call from a rather interesting character.  We’ll call him Basement Boner Boy, because that’s precisely what he is.  In a hushed whisper, this naughty stroker revealed to me that he was hiding out from his Significant Other because he has a very real problem: chronic wankerism.

That set me into a flurry of giggles because, well frankly, I love my chronic stroker sluts because they can’t help themselves! They simply MUST reach down there several times a day to fondle their nethers, no matter how embarassing the after-effects might be.  I also love the fact that for most of them, they’re craving the control from a Femdom like myself, to ensure that they maintain a rather strict regiment of stroking.  Part of said regiment is what I like to affectionally refer to as a “Squirting Tribute”. 

BBB paid his squirting tribute up front and I decided to whore him out for a bit to two other Mistresses here, Miss Gabrielle and Mistress Sarah! Two very different Femdom styles, but both extremely fun to get on the phone.  Miss Gabby and I teased him about that little peen of his and his need to stroke it, and found out he had himself a Q-tip with some very special spicy sauce to make things extra tingly! *giggles*  And then Mistress Sarah revealed to me all his naughty secrets!

Ultimately, though, I had him find a nice, soft, bathroom towel with which to spill his little squirmers…with instructions to put it somewhere useful until laundry day.  I can’t wait to hear how red he turns every time his Significant Other uses that towel before laundry day while he watches, knowing what a pathetic little wanker-slut he really is!

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I just wanted to take a moment here to say thank you to whomever it was (and I have an inkling *winks*) that gifted me with the purple purse while I was out of town last week!  I’ve always longed for a Coach bag but until just yesterday, had never owned one.  Now, not only do I have one, but it’s a glorious shade of purple and the PERFECT size for me to carry around while wandering downtown.

Thank you, from the bottom of this Femdom’s heart to you, my anonymous gifter! *blown kisses*

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I absolutely have to give another shout out to my ever so fantabulous Mr. A, for yet again pampering his Goddess with such wonderful gifts!  Just you wait, my naughty boy! Your birthday is just around the corner and you know that Ms. Gabrielle and I are going to turn you inside out. *winks*

Why, just the other day I was soaking in a tub full of bubbles, smelling like fresh picked raspberries, courtesy of a fizzy cupcake from my sugar-slut, and I realized that this is exactly how an elite phonesex femdom goddess SHOULD feel!  Pampered. Coddled. Worshipped and adored.  From the tips of my perfectly pedicured toes to the tippy top of my shiny tresses.

So many thanks to you, my lovely, for making me feel spectacularly cherished! Your gifts make me smile, just as YOU make me smile.

And to the rest of you: All of you are integral to making each and every one of my days feel like a holiday!  Much like today, St. Patrick’s Day, you make it possible for me to wake up and flock to the phone to chat with all of you.  In honor of the wearin’ o’ the green today, you’ll find me on most of today doing just that, and I DO hope you’ll give me a buzz to see just what it is I’ve got on.

XOXO,
Miss Bella

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I realized this morning that this upcoming Tuesday, the 16th will be my official one year anniversary here at LDW.  My how time has flown! It seems like only yesterday I was casting about, looking for something, ANYTHING that was better than what I was dealing with. I happened upon the Voxerotic website and, well, the rest, as they say, is history!

I’ve met so many lovely ladies here at LDW, been embraced by them and welcomed into their family, made to feel adored. I’ve talked to so many of you, my naughty kinksters, been both entertained and amused.  I’ve made friends both within the company and with many of my callers. I’ve shared secrets, joys, triumphs, and despairs.

I’ve cried with you, laughed with you, celebrated with you, and teased you mercilessly (because that’s what a devious phone sex Femdom like me does!)

This past year has been one of many changes for me. Both good, and not so good, but always looking up and ahead!  You, my darlings, have made this a wonderful year for me, as have the fantabulous Ms. Ally, all the beautiful dispatchers, and the rest of the sensual Femdoms here at LDW.

So I just wanted to take a few moments to say thank you to all of you, for making this past year a very special one for me, and I look forward to many more in the future: spanking my sissies, teasing my cucks, and winding that erotic web around my adoring darlings!

And don’t forget about the upcoming Love Fest, this Saturday, where you, too, can show the Mistresses of LDW how much you adore them!

"Love is the Essence of Life"

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It’s another wonderful Wednesday, and I wanted to pop on to say hello to all of you! I know my schedule’s been a little odd lately but I promise, it will ALL make sense soon!

You know, there’s something hopeful about Wednesdays. It’s the middle of the week, and from here it’s all downhill (in a good way), rolling along to the weekend! And what a weekend is coming up! Valentine’s Day!  And what better way to celebrate V-day than to show your favorite Goddess how much you adore her?

I have my marvelous Mr. A, the epitome of the super subbie, who knows exactly how to make THIS feisty Femdom feel special!  He just recently sent me some amazingly lovely gifts that, well, they always make me smile when I see them! I’m wearing two of them right now!

For those of you looking to pamper Miss Bella, you can check out my wishlist, as I have a good number of things on there that can fit into any budget (don’t forget to check the sidebar on my wishlist for special categories).  I even added some flowers for those true romantics out there who want to send me pretty petals to look at!  Of course, if you’d rather call me and tell me how much you adore me, you always know where to find me for a steamy phone sex session, don’t you, my darlings?

And then there’s the love letter. You can send me a love letter to my email (empress.bella@yahoo.com) and in the subject put “Do Not Open Until Valentine’s Day”.  I will have a contest!  The delicious devotee to write me the best love letter, explaining just how much you love your Miss Bella shall win a free 10 minute call or custom audio from me!  It’s just my way of showing how much I adore each and every one of you too.

So snap to it, my darlings! Show me how much you love me, and I’ll show you exactly how I feel about you too

"Love is the Essence of Life"

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Well. I have been rather quiet of late, haven’t I? I do apologize, but I have a good reason. 

As some of you are already aware, Miss Bella is now one of your friendly LDW Erotic Entertainment dispatchers! Yes! My voice will be among the first you hear when dialing our digits to speak to one of the many fabulous Mistresses here.  I’m quite excited by the opportunity and having a great deal of fun!

I also wanted to send a shout out to my darling Mr. A, who has, yet again, made sure Miss Bella is thoroughly entertained and amused with his lovely gifts! He sent me a copy of Chaplin and I must say, I thoroughly enjoy that movie, you don’t even know!  Mr. A is my very favorite slave…he knows just how to pamper me properly.  And anyone who pampers me with Robert Downey Jr….well.  That makes me a very happy woman indeed!

And let’s not forget the fantastic books that have been gifted to me by my arch-angel “R”;)  He knows who he is! I always love to get books on Female Domination because, well, it’s what I do!  And learning more is never a bad thing.

Okay, my darlings. I just wanted to pop in to let you know that Miss Bella has not abandoned you! I’m just working super hard to make sure I’m around even more than before

Until tomorrow!

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I wanted to wish each and every one of my phone sex fanatics a fabulous, wonderful holiday season!

It doesn’t matter if you celebrate Hannukah, Christmas, Yule, Solstice, or Kwanzaa.  What matters is that you all find a reason to smile during this dreary time of year!  I know that all of you have done that for me.  You’ve made Miss Bella smile, not only through your words, but also through your generous deeds!

I wanted to thank you all for making MY holidays bright, and let you know that sissy, cuckold, chastity boy, or vanilla, you’ve all played a  huge part in making me feel like I’m at home here at LDW.  I’ve enjoyed each call, every single minute of it, all of the chatting and emails… they’ve just made me feel so wonderful!

On that same token, to all of my fellow Femdoms here at LDW: Happy Holidays to  you all, as well!  Especially to my darling Empress EmmaJane, and my loverly Mistress Ryan.  Miss Ally gets major kudos and thanks as well, because, let’s face it, she’s running a successful, welcoming, booming business that keeps all of us happy!

So again, I say to you all: Have the happiest of holiday seasons, my pets.  May 2010 bring you as much joy as you can handle, may you all benefit from good health and great friends/family at your side, and may we continue, you and I, to enjoy many more calls together!

Happy Holidays, my pets!

Until Next time, my lovelies!

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