I do hope you’re all having a lovely Thursday so far.  I’ve been on all day, taking your calls, and as I was sitting here thinking, I remembered a conversation I’d had with a good friend of mine the other day concerning a topic very near and dear to my heart: Manscaping.  I’m asked all the time what my secret treasures look like, how they’re ‘scaped, and whether the carpets match the drapes.  It’s only fair that I should be allowed to ask the same!

The subject came up due to a friend of a friend mentioning that he likes to be au naturale.  Translation? Boyfriend has a ball-fro downstairs and isn’t afraid to let it poof out and poke you in the eye should you get close enough. (Not that I ever have gotten close enough, mind you, but this is what I’m told.)

This is not sexy.  And should you be unfortunate enough to be in possession of a, shall we say, small penis? All it does for you is make that little peen look more like a baby bird snuggled in the nest.  An image that inspires nothing but laughter and ridicule from me and my fellow FemDoms.

So what’s a man to do? What is appropriate manscaping for the nethers down under?

My personal preference is, well, neatly trimmed! I don’t expect you to have a ballsack that’s as smooth as a baby mole rat.  That is, of course, unless you’re one of my sissies, in which case, smooth is always best! (All the better to feel the lace and silk of those panties!)  And for those of you tiny-dicked losers who seem to think that shaving it all off somehow makes it look bigger? You’re sadly mistaken, I’m afraid.  All it does is make me wonder why you weren’t just born a girl because it looks JUST like a big ol’ clitty.

Your mileage may, of course, vary.  But let me tell you, boys: If you want a woman to put her pretty lips anywhere near that throbbing cock of yours, you’ll make damn sure that she’s not fighting off pubic hair that’s threatening to blind her.  Neat and trimmed is the way to go!  That’s not to say that shaven isn’t nice, it most certainly can be if you have the equipment to back it up, but very few men out there qualify as being well enough endowed to pull that off, so most of you are best suited to just keeping it nice and neat.

Let me turn the question over to YOU, my darlings.  How is your manhood manscaped? Inquiring Bellas want to know!

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I’ll bet that title got your attention, didn’t it? *grins* (You can also listen to this blog read by me, by clicking the button below my signature!) I was having a bit of a discussion with one of my Femdom friends, and we started talking about “pet names” for our subbies.  I ran down my list, but the one that really caught her attention was the one you see in the header: “Bella’s Bitches”.  She asked me to explain how I differentiate between just a regular submissive and one who’s honored with the BB title.

Something tells me you’re wondering the exact same thing, aren’t you?

Bella’s Bitch is a title that is earned, not given freely, if you must know.  These are subs who, for various reasons, exist merely for the entertainment of yours truly!  Moreso than a regular subbie, one of my BB’s has to demonstrate unerring loyalty to me, the ability to obey regardless of the task, and demonstrate their desire to gain pleasure from MY pleasure.  It is a very select group, and only a few have had the title bestowed upon them.

I don’t make it easy.  Let’s take those traits one at a time, shall we?

Demonstrate unerring loyalty to me. This is not to say that I do not allow my BB’s to call or interact with other Mistresses!  In fact, I actively encourage it because the way I see it, there’s only one Miss Bella and while I may be a Goddess, I cannot be all things to all people.  I do have other demands on my time, as you may well imagine, and I like my BBs to be well rounded.  I want them to enjoy their time with other Femdoms. However, my BBs always come back to me.  And often, they tell me about their other adventures because it amuses me to hear their stories.

Demonstrate the ability to obey, regardless of the task. I do not have time for whiners, my darlings, and my BBs understand this.  If I give them a task, they perform it.  It doesn’t matter if I’m telling them to open wide and suck my lover’s cock, or to tie a red ribbon around their own cock before stroking it for me and my friends.  It doesn’t matter if I’m instructing them to go out on the corner in their prettiest pink panties and sing ‘I’m a little teapot’ to oncoming traffic!  When I tell them to do something, they do it, and they do it gladly and without any hesitation.

Demonstrate their desire to gain pleasure from MY pleasure. Make no mistake about it, as their Goddess, my pleasure is paramount to their own.  But more than that, my pleasure fuels their own pleasure.  It needn’t be sexual in nature, just hearing me laugh or knowing they brought an immense smile to my lips gives them that glimmer of happiness that sets their hearts a-flutter!  More carnally speaking, I have been known to take my BBs, either with my strap-on or by riding them, and in these moments they lose themselves for a while, knowing that their ultimate joy resides in my own joy in owning them.

So now that it’s been laid out for you (on a silver platter, some might even say!), I ask you, my darlings: Do you have what it takes to be one of Miss Bella’s Bitches?

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Last night, as I was reapplying another coat of the oh-so-luscious Orgasm lipgloss by NARS that showed up on my doorstep earlier in the day (thank you!!), I received a call from a rather interesting character.  We’ll call him Basement Boner Boy, because that’s precisely what he is.  In a hushed whisper, this naughty stroker revealed to me that he was hiding out from his Significant Other because he has a very real problem: chronic wankerism.

That set me into a flurry of giggles because, well frankly, I love my chronic stroker sluts because they can’t help themselves! They simply MUST reach down there several times a day to fondle their nethers, no matter how embarassing the after-effects might be.  I also love the fact that for most of them, they’re craving the control from a Femdom like myself, to ensure that they maintain a rather strict regiment of stroking.  Part of said regiment is what I like to affectionally refer to as a “Squirting Tribute”. 

BBB paid his squirting tribute up front and I decided to whore him out for a bit to two other Mistresses here, Miss Gabrielle and Mistress Sarah! Two very different Femdom styles, but both extremely fun to get on the phone.  Miss Gabby and I teased him about that little peen of his and his need to stroke it, and found out he had himself a Q-tip with some very special spicy sauce to make things extra tingly! *giggles*  And then Mistress Sarah revealed to me all his naughty secrets!

Ultimately, though, I had him find a nice, soft, bathroom towel with which to spill his little squirmers…with instructions to put it somewhere useful until laundry day.  I can’t wait to hear how red he turns every time his Significant Other uses that towel before laundry day while he watches, knowing what a pathetic little wanker-slut he really is!

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I do hope you all had an amazing St. Patrick’s Day yesterday! I know I certainly did. Mmm. Irish Whiskey, Corned Beef, and some serious geeking out in front of the PS3 to enjoy the newest God of War III game!  But on to the news…

Now, many of you may have already noticed this, but we’ve implemented something brand new here at LDW.  When you look at my profile over on voxerotic.com, you’ll notice a little button that says “click to call”.  The genius thing about this button is that it makes it possible for all of you to bypass having to chat with the dispatchers (although I know you ALL adore our hardworking dispatch ladies…of which I am one *winks*) and connect directly to me!  YOU enter in your payment information, and me? Well I just answer the phone when you call! It’s super simple and I highly encourage you all to give it a try.

This other piece of news is specifically for my forced-bi cocksucking sluts.  You know who you are.  And you know that, although you adore having a Mistress tell you all about the cocks she’s planning on seeing you wolf down, sometimes, you just need a little something….extra.  Well, have no fear. Our newest cock on the block, Sir Mathew, can help you achieve the realism that you require!  In fact, how incredibly sexy would it be, my darlings, to get both Sir Mat and your favorite fetish Femdom on the phone together?  Mmm! Yummy!  I can hear you all quivering now. *winks*

That’s it for the time being, my darlings! Ciao until next time!

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I realized this morning that this upcoming Tuesday, the 16th will be my official one year anniversary here at LDW.  My how time has flown! It seems like only yesterday I was casting about, looking for something, ANYTHING that was better than what I was dealing with. I happened upon the Voxerotic website and, well, the rest, as they say, is history!

I’ve met so many lovely ladies here at LDW, been embraced by them and welcomed into their family, made to feel adored. I’ve talked to so many of you, my naughty kinksters, been both entertained and amused.  I’ve made friends both within the company and with many of my callers. I’ve shared secrets, joys, triumphs, and despairs.

I’ve cried with you, laughed with you, celebrated with you, and teased you mercilessly (because that’s what a devious phone sex Femdom like me does!)

This past year has been one of many changes for me. Both good, and not so good, but always looking up and ahead!  You, my darlings, have made this a wonderful year for me, as have the fantabulous Ms. Ally, all the beautiful dispatchers, and the rest of the sensual Femdoms here at LDW.

So I just wanted to take a few moments to say thank you to all of you, for making this past year a very special one for me, and I look forward to many more in the future: spanking my sissies, teasing my cucks, and winding that erotic web around my adoring darlings!

And don’t forget about the upcoming Love Fest, this Saturday, where you, too, can show the Mistresses of LDW how much you adore them!

"Love is the Essence of Life"

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Well. I have been rather quiet of late, haven’t I? I do apologize, but I have a good reason. 

As some of you are already aware, Miss Bella is now one of your friendly LDW Erotic Entertainment dispatchers! Yes! My voice will be among the first you hear when dialing our digits to speak to one of the many fabulous Mistresses here.  I’m quite excited by the opportunity and having a great deal of fun!

I also wanted to send a shout out to my darling Mr. A, who has, yet again, made sure Miss Bella is thoroughly entertained and amused with his lovely gifts! He sent me a copy of Chaplin and I must say, I thoroughly enjoy that movie, you don’t even know!  Mr. A is my very favorite slave…he knows just how to pamper me properly.  And anyone who pampers me with Robert Downey Jr….well.  That makes me a very happy woman indeed!

And let’s not forget the fantastic books that have been gifted to me by my arch-angel “R”;)  He knows who he is! I always love to get books on Female Domination because, well, it’s what I do!  And learning more is never a bad thing.

Okay, my darlings. I just wanted to pop in to let you know that Miss Bella has not abandoned you! I’m just working super hard to make sure I’m around even more than before

Until tomorrow!

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Well, it’s here, isn’t it? The last day of 2009!  I’m looking ever hopefully forward to what 2010 is going to bring.  Especially in terms of the erotic phone sex world.  The last month has definitely reinforced just how much I adore each and every one of you!

So many of you were SO generous over the Christmas holidays and I must say I am so very thankful for you all!  This was, perhaps, one of the best Holiday seasons I’ve had in quite some time, and all of you are responsible for it.  You pampered me and made me feel like the Femdom Goddess that I am!  Now, I don’t say this to make those of you who didn’t pamper me feel bad! Quite the contrary.  I loved chatting with each of you and hearing about your holiday plans!

I did want to thank all of you, at least once, for being so integral to making me feel at home here!  I’ve been looking for a place like this with naughty people like you and among other fantastic Femdoms, where I could flourish and connect with all of my pets on such a fundamental level that it would bring a smile to my face.

So to all of you, my sissies, cuckolds, fetishists and vanilla boys, my chastity sluts, my cocksuckers, and those of you who defy definition, THANK YOU from the bottom of my devious little heart!  I wish you all nothing but peace, love, wealth and happiness throughout this new year!

Until tomorrow!

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It’s almost here, isn’t it?  It’s Christmas Eve and I’m sure you’re all looking forward to some goodies underneath your tree, come morning time, aren’t you? Hmm. I’ll just bet I can guess what’s on all of your lists!

My Sissies and Crossdressers will be hoping for something silky, lacy, soft and feminine.  Maybe something pink, or racy red panties!  Maybe you’ll find the perfect accessories waiting in your stockings, some sparkling jewels or brand new lip gloss.  Could be Santa might leave you that pair of pumps you’ve been lusting after for months!

All of my chastity boys will be hoping upon hope that they’ll find the KEY to their devices underneath their trees!  Anything to get just a few moments of freedom during the holidays, eh boys?

My forced bi sluts might be waiting to find that perfect practice cock wrapped in a big red bow! Will it be small and compact? Something you can carry with you? Or will it be that big ol’ monster that you’ve been dying to practice on, just so you’re ready for the big ones out there?

I know that I have already received SO MUCH from all of you over the past year that I can hardly thank you all enough.  My marvelous Mr. A, gifting me with so many of the things I’ve longed for from my wishlist (and I am, in fact, typing this from my new little netbook!). My darling Aussie boy, gifting me with the book on Male Chastity for Key Holders  and the first season of Burn Notice (which I’m currently watching!), and all the rest of you who brighten my nights!

I wish you all a happy holiday season and may you find what you’re hoping for in those stockings tomorrow morning;)

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Well, here we are, in the home stretch.  Christmas is 8 days away (my birthday, incidentally, is only 6 days from now) and I’m sure all of you are out there finishing up your last minute shopping.  I know I’ve been doing that as well and, I don’t know about you, but there are times that I just need to sit back and relax!

I’ve officially received my first birthday present from none other than the ever so fabulous Mr. A!  Those of you who listen to my radio show, Miss Bella’s Fetish Free For All, over on Cock Radio every Tuesday, you’re already aware of this particular present.  He was so incredibly wonderfully generous that he gifted me with a brand new iPod touch!  I’ve been busily adding all my music and it’s been my constant companion over the last few days when I’m out and about.

So tell me, my darlings, what are you hoping to get for Christmas?  Are my sissies and pantyboys out there going to unwrap a brand new pair of frilly panties? What about my chastity boys? Are you expecting to find a new, naughty CB-6000 nestled in that box? Mmm. Maybe my cuckolded boys will finally get to watch their wives kiss (and lick, and suck) Santa under the Christmas tree!

Such naughty delights on such a naughty night! You can bet your Miss Bella will be decked out in her finest red velvet teddy and white stockings, just waiting for that kiss under the mistletoe!

Until tomorrow!

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Well my marvelous Mr. A has been at it again.  This week I received not one, but TWO gifts at my door!

Many of you already know that Miss Bella is an avid reader.  I love losing myself in a good book and I have received some particularly titillating titles from some of you (especially my darling chastity slut over in Aussie-land).  In fact, it’s not unusual to find me with my nose buried in a book in between our erotic phone sessions!

How else am I supposed to keep up with the latest sexy stories and naughty novels?  And you have to admit: my adoration of the written word has helped foster a rather creative fantasy weaving style, would you agree?

And although I enjoy the feel of a good book nestled in my hands, sometimes I’m juggling too many to keep up!  I’ve been holding out for a very long time on getting an e-reader device because I felt that they were cheating somethow.  I finally relented, however, and added one to my wishlist on a whim, thinking that there was no way anyone would see fit to gift me with one.

Oh how wrong I was!

Wrapped in blue paper and a silver ribbon, quickly torn away by a rather impatient Mistress, was a Kindle DX.  Lovely, sleek, and so unexpected that I almost shed tears!  And not only that, the second box held a lovely lavender leather case for it.  I haven’t been able to put it down and knowing that I can carry it with me everywhere makes it absolutely essential!  In fact, I took it out for tea just this evening.

So thank you, thank you, a thousand times thank you, my marvelous Mr. A!  You have made this phone sex Goddess a very happy woman indeed!

Until tomorrow!

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