Time for another Geek Squeelet from your Geeky Kinkstress! A little bit about movies, some gaming news, comicgasms, and some tv treats for you today. Mostly random, so no layout today, but you KNOW I’m working on something major for the next one. Perhaps a possible return to the . . . → Read More: Thursday’s Geek Squeelet! (Audio Post)]]>

Hello, my darlings!

Geek Squeelet Time!

Time for another Geek Squeelet from your Geeky Kinkstress! A little bit about movies, some gaming news, comicgasms, and some tv treats for you today. Mostly random, so no layout today, but you KNOW I’m working on something major for the next one. Perhaps a possible return to the radio? I’ll bet it’s on your wishlists!

Costume Ideas?

Oct-ogre is almost over! Anyone have amazing plans for this Halloween? I’m thinking of hitting a few parties, but darn it, I’m not even sure what my costume will be. Suggestions? *grins* I know what some of my little nerdlings would enjoy, so let’s hear it!

What would you dress me in if you had the chance?

Free Calls!

If you haven’t taken part in this month’s free call bonanza, you might still have a shot! Head over to The Daily Cock for all the details and to see if it’s YOUR lucky day. C’mon, pets, you know you can’t beat free, right? If you’re a previous caller, and your last name starts with the random letter of the day, you have NO excuse for not giving me a buzz if you see me on and spending those freebies with me. Imagine what I could DO to you in just ten minutes… Oh, the possibilities!

I haven’t forgotten about the Geek Squee that I promised you, and here it is! Within this 10 minute aural extravaganza you’ll find out about all the things you loved to listen to me chat about on the radio.

This time I’ve got some things to say about Conan, . . . → Read More: Thursday’s Geek Squeelet! (Audio Post)]]>

Hello, my darlings!

I haven’t forgotten about the Geek Squee that I promised you, and here it is! Within this 10 minute aural extravaganza you’ll find out about all the things you loved to listen to me chat about on the radio.

Movie Mania!

This time I’ve got some things to say about Conan, since it’s the one movie that sticks out the most (and the only one I saw IN theaters). Visually pretty, fun to watch, but lacking some substance in the plot areas. (Although, I could watch J.M. for hours.)

TV-Squee!

A whole HOST of new shows is hitting the small screen, including some old favorites (How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, The Mentalist, etc.) along with some newer ones worth taking a peek at (New Girl, 2 Broke Girls, Terra Nova, etc.) all of which leads to Miss Bella’s DVR getting a serious workout!

Comic-gasm!

With the DC Reboot launch, and the Marvel Fear Itself arc all going on at the same time, it’s hard to figure out what’s a good read and what’s not! I don’t profess to be an expert, by any means, but in my humble opinion, here are my picks for winners of the DC reboot (the Fear Itself one goes without saying *wink*):

• Batman #1
• Catwoman #1
• Nightwing #1
• Red Hood And The Outlaws #1
• Demon Knights #1
• O.M.A.C. #1
• Wonder Woman #1
• Supergirl #1
• Batwoman #1
• Batgirl #1
• Batman & Robin #1
• Action Comics #1
• Detective Comics #1

There were a few losers, and some that landed on my “follow-up” pile, but those can be found elsewhere! Just listen to the audio for more details!

Gamer-girl!

So, I’ll be playing some Rise of Nightmares later on the Kinect, have been playing Call of Duty: Black Ops and am duly impressed, and? DCUOnline goes Free To Play in Oct-ogre! How exciting! Maybe I can get together a little league of my darling perverati-kinksters to play with. *winks*

Until next time!

The other day someone asked me a very intriguing question. I was asked, “If every man on earth had to have a cock identical to that of someone you’ve known, whose would you pick?”

I already know my answer to this question because there’s been one cock in my lifetime that . . . → Read More: Miss Bella’s Perfect Cock (Audio Post)]]>

Hello, my darlings!

The other day someone asked me a very intriguing question. I was asked, “If every man on earth had to have a cock identical to that of someone you’ve known, whose would you pick?”

I already know my answer to this question because there’s been one cock in my lifetime that I’ve found myself dreaming about. It was a torrid fling, trust me, there were no strings attached, although I do wish that maybe there had been.

I don’t remember his name but for the sake of being discrete, let’s call him Dirk, shall we?

Dirk had one of the most magnificent cocks I’ve ever laid my eyes on. Long and thick, very full, exactly the way I want it, with a beautiful polished helmet right at the tip.  But you know it wasn’t so much just the way it looked, it was the way it felt too. The way it stretched every opening that it invaded. Mmm.

If I could have that cock again, if I could share that cock with some of you? I do believe that those of you still sitting on the fence about what it might be like to wrap your lips around one and taste it? Well. Let’s just say you’d come tumbling off that fence, directly onto the side that leaves you on your knees, waiting and begging for more, like the eager little cock sucking men I know you all to be. *laughs*

So what about you, my darlings? Those of you who’ve been on your knees at the glory holes, the bookstores, in the back alleys, in the clubs, in the cars, in your living room, in your bedroom? Do you have that perfect cock? And if so…then maybe you should tell me about it. You know how much I like to compare notes.

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I was doing a bit of light reading during some down time today and I stumbled across a rather…interesting article in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

It would appear, according to this article, that anal sex has never been as popular as it is today.  What’s even MORE surprising is that . . . → Read More: Miss Bella Straps One On (Audio Post)]]>

Hello, my darlings!

I was doing a bit of light reading during some down time today and I stumbled across a rather…interesting article in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

It would appear, according to this article, that anal sex has never been as popular as it is today.  What’s even MORE surprising is that not only are women enjoying it more, but so are the guys out there. And I’m not talking about the gay community who are out and proud.  I mean the straight ones who say they’ve never considered it before when they talk to me. *smirk*  Apparently, you naughty kinksters out there are starting to catch the attention of the scientific community because of your dirty desires to be flipped over and taught how to take that strap on correctly!

Frankly, I could’ve told the Journal as much! In fact, I’m pretty sure that every Femdom here who has a strap-on in her arsenal could confirm their findings and perhaps…enhance them a bit!  I know we ALL have stories of the subbies who’ve come crawling for our attention, eager for any little crumb of praise, anxiously offering up those sweet little rosebuds for our strap-ons to plunder, gleefully grunting and groaning with each penetrating thrust.  I love seeing that scarlet creep along your skin as you shamefully realize that you didn’t just like it, you really enjoyed it. Almost as much as I love the urgent whimpering as you beg me to use you harder, faster, DEEPER, Miss Bella, Oh PLEASE!

Yes, I could tell the Journal some amazing stories of just how much my little slut-boys enjoy strap-on play.  I wonder if the world is ready for it?

For erotic phone sessions with Empress Bella, call 800-601-6975
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I do hope you’re all having a lovely Thursday so far.  I’ve been on all day, taking your calls, and as I was sitting here thinking, I remembered a conversation I’d had with a good friend of mine the other day concerning a topic very near and dear to my heart: . . . → Read More: Manscaping: A Primer (Audio Post)]]>

Hello, my darlings!

I do hope you’re all having a lovely Thursday so far.  I’ve been on all day, taking your calls, and as I was sitting here thinking, I remembered a conversation I’d had with a good friend of mine the other day concerning a topic very near and dear to my heart: Manscaping.  I’m asked all the time what my secret treasures look like, how they’re ‘scaped, and whether the carpets match the drapes.  It’s only fair that I should be allowed to ask the same!

The subject came up due to a friend of a friend mentioning that he likes to be au naturale.  Translation? Boyfriend has a ball-fro downstairs and isn’t afraid to let it poof out and poke you in the eye should you get close enough. (Not that I ever have gotten close enough, mind you, but this is what I’m told.)

This is not sexy.  And should you be unfortunate enough to be in possession of a, shall we say, small penis? All it does for you is make that little peen look more like a baby bird snuggled in the nest.  An image that inspires nothing but laughter and ridicule from me and my fellow FemDoms.

So what’s a man to do? What is appropriate manscaping for the nethers down under?

My personal preference is, well, neatly trimmed! I don’t expect you to have a ballsack that’s as smooth as a baby mole rat.  That is, of course, unless you’re one of my sissies, in which case, smooth is always best! (All the better to feel the lace and silk of those panties!)  And for those of you tiny-dicked losers who seem to think that shaving it all off somehow makes it look bigger? You’re sadly mistaken, I’m afraid.  All it does is make me wonder why you weren’t just born a girl because it looks JUST like a big ol’ clitty.

Your mileage may, of course, vary.  But let me tell you, boys: If you want a woman to put her pretty lips anywhere near that throbbing cock of yours, you’ll make damn sure that she’s not fighting off pubic hair that’s threatening to blind her.  Neat and trimmed is the way to go!  That’s not to say that shaven isn’t nice, it most certainly can be if you have the equipment to back it up, but very few men out there qualify as being well enough endowed to pull that off, so most of you are best suited to just keeping it nice and neat.

Let me turn the question over to YOU, my darlings.  How is your manhood manscaped? Inquiring Bellas want to know!

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I’ll bet that title got your attention, didn’t it? *grins* (You can also listen to this blog read by me, by clicking the button below my signature!) I was having a bit of a discussion with one of my Femdom friends, and we started talking about “pet names” for our subbies.  I ran down my list, . . . → Read More: Bella’s Bitches (Audio Blog)]]>

Hello, my pets!

I’ll bet that title got your attention, didn’t it? *grins* (You can also listen to this blog read by me, by clicking the button below my signature!) I was having a bit of a discussion with one of my Femdom friends, and we started talking about “pet names” for our subbies.  I ran down my list, but the one that really caught her attention was the one you see in the header: “Bella’s Bitches”.  She asked me to explain how I differentiate between just a regular submissive and one who’s honored with the BB title.

Something tells me you’re wondering the exact same thing, aren’t you?

Bella’s Bitch is a title that is earned, not given freely, if you must know.  These are subs who, for various reasons, exist merely for the entertainment of yours truly!  Moreso than a regular subbie, one of my BB’s has to demonstrate unerring loyalty to me, the ability to obey regardless of the task, and demonstrate their desire to gain pleasure from MY pleasure.  It is a very select group, and only a few have had the title bestowed upon them.

I don’t make it easy.  Let’s take those traits one at a time, shall we?

Demonstrate unerring loyalty to me. This is not to say that I do not allow my BB’s to call or interact with other Mistresses!  In fact, I actively encourage it because the way I see it, there’s only one Miss Bella and while I may be a Goddess, I cannot be all things to all people.  I do have other demands on my time, as you may well imagine, and I like my BBs to be well rounded.  I want them to enjoy their time with other Femdoms. However, my BBs always come back to me.  And often, they tell me about their other adventures because it amuses me to hear their stories.

Demonstrate the ability to obey, regardless of the task. I do not have time for whiners, my darlings, and my BBs understand this.  If I give them a task, they perform it.  It doesn’t matter if I’m telling them to open wide and suck my lover’s cock, or to tie a red ribbon around their own cock before stroking it for me and my friends.  It doesn’t matter if I’m instructing them to go out on the corner in their prettiest pink panties and sing ‘I’m a little teapot’ to oncoming traffic!  When I tell them to do something, they do it, and they do it gladly and without any hesitation.

Demonstrate their desire to gain pleasure from MY pleasure. Make no mistake about it, as their Goddess, my pleasure is paramount to their own.  But more than that, my pleasure fuels their own pleasure.  It needn’t be sexual in nature, just hearing me laugh or knowing they brought an immense smile to my lips gives them that glimmer of happiness that sets their hearts a-flutter!  More carnally speaking, I have been known to take my BBs, either with my strap-on or by riding them, and in these moments they lose themselves for a while, knowing that their ultimate joy resides in my own joy in owning them.

So now that it’s been laid out for you (on a silver platter, some might even say!), I ask you, my darlings: Do you have what it takes to be one of Miss Bella’s Bitches?

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Last night, as I was reapplying another coat of the oh-so-luscious Orgasm lipgloss by NARS that showed up on my doorstep earlier in the day (thank you!!), I received a call from a rather interesting character.  We’ll call him Basement Boner Boy, because that’s precisely what he is.  In a hushed whisper, . . . → Read More: Down in the Basement…]]>

Hello, my pets!

Last night, as I was reapplying another coat of the oh-so-luscious Orgasm lipgloss by NARS that showed up on my doorstep earlier in the day (thank you!!), I received a call from a rather interesting character.  We’ll call him Basement Boner Boy, because that’s precisely what he is.  In a hushed whisper, this naughty stroker revealed to me that he was hiding out from his Significant Other because he has a very real problem: chronic wankerism.

That set me into a flurry of giggles because, well frankly, I love my chronic stroker sluts because they can’t help themselves! They simply MUST reach down there several times a day to fondle their nethers, no matter how embarassing the after-effects might be.  I also love the fact that for most of them, they’re craving the control from a Femdom like myself, to ensure that they maintain a rather strict regiment of stroking.  Part of said regiment is what I like to affectionally refer to as a “Squirting Tribute”. 

BBB paid his squirting tribute up front and I decided to whore him out for a bit to two other Mistresses here, Miss Gabrielle and Mistress Sarah! Two very different Femdom styles, but both extremely fun to get on the phone.  Miss Gabby and I teased him about that little peen of his and his need to stroke it, and found out he had himself a Q-tip with some very special spicy sauce to make things extra tingly! *giggles*  And then Mistress Sarah revealed to me all his naughty secrets!

Ultimately, though, I had him find a nice, soft, bathroom towel with which to spill his little squirmers…with instructions to put it somewhere useful until laundry day.  I can’t wait to hear how red he turns every time his Significant Other uses that towel before laundry day while he watches, knowing what a pathetic little wanker-slut he really is!

For erotic phone sessions with Empress Bella, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
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I do hope you all had an amazing St. Patrick’s Day yesterday! I know I certainly did. Mmm. Irish Whiskey, Corned Beef, and some serious geeking out in front of the PS3 to enjoy the newest God of War III game!  But on to the news…

Now, many of you may . . . → Read More: Noteworthy News]]>

Hello, my lovelies!

I do hope you all had an amazing St. Patrick’s Day yesterday! I know I certainly did. Mmm. Irish Whiskey, Corned Beef, and some serious geeking out in front of the PS3 to enjoy the newest God of War III game!  But on to the news…

Now, many of you may have already noticed this, but we’ve implemented something brand new here at LDW.  When you look at my profile over on voxerotic.com, you’ll notice a little button that says “click to call”.  The genius thing about this button is that it makes it possible for all of you to bypass having to chat with the dispatchers (although I know you ALL adore our hardworking dispatch ladies…of which I am one *winks*) and connect directly to me!  YOU enter in your payment information, and me? Well I just answer the phone when you call! It’s super simple and I highly encourage you all to give it a try.

This other piece of news is specifically for my forced-bi cocksucking sluts.  You know who you are.  And you know that, although you adore having a Mistress tell you all about the cocks she’s planning on seeing you wolf down, sometimes, you just need a little something….extra.  Well, have no fear. Our newest cock on the block, Sir Mathew, can help you achieve the realism that you require!  In fact, how incredibly sexy would it be, my darlings, to get both Sir Mat and your favorite fetish Femdom on the phone together?  Mmm! Yummy!  I can hear you all quivering now. *winks*

That’s it for the time being, my darlings! Ciao until next time!

For erotic phone sessions with Empress Bella, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
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I realized this morning that this upcoming Tuesday, the 16th will be my official one year anniversary here at LDW.  My how time has flown! It seems like only yesterday I was casting about, looking for something, ANYTHING that was better than what I was dealing with. I happened upon the . . . → Read More: Thursday’s Thoughts – A Thankful Miss Bella]]>

Hello, my darlings!

I realized this morning that this upcoming Tuesday, the 16th will be my official one year anniversary here at LDW.  My how time has flown! It seems like only yesterday I was casting about, looking for something, ANYTHING that was better than what I was dealing with. I happened upon the Voxerotic website and, well, the rest, as they say, is history!

I’ve met so many lovely ladies here at LDW, been embraced by them and welcomed into their family, made to feel adored. I’ve talked to so many of you, my naughty kinksters, been both entertained and amused.  I’ve made friends both within the company and with many of my callers. I’ve shared secrets, joys, triumphs, and despairs.

I’ve cried with you, laughed with you, celebrated with you, and teased you mercilessly (because that’s what a devious phone sex Femdom like me does!)

This past year has been one of many changes for me. Both good, and not so good, but always looking up and ahead!  You, my darlings, have made this a wonderful year for me, as have the fantabulous Ms. Ally, all the beautiful dispatchers, and the rest of the sensual Femdoms here at LDW.

So I just wanted to take a few moments to say thank you to all of you, for making this past year a very special one for me, and I look forward to many more in the future: spanking my sissies, teasing my cucks, and winding that erotic web around my adoring darlings!

And don’t forget about the upcoming Love Fest, this Saturday, where you, too, can show the Mistresses of LDW how much you adore them!

"Love is the Essence of Life"

For erotic phone sessions with Empress Bella, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
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Well. I have been rather quiet of late, haven’t I? I do apologize, but I have a good reason. 

As some of you are already aware, Miss Bella is now one of your friendly LDW Erotic Entertainment dispatchers! Yes! My voice will be among the first you hear when dialing our digits to . . . → Read More: Thursday’s Thoughts – Mistress Musings]]>

Hello, my darlings!

Well. I have been rather quiet of late, haven’t I? I do apologize, but I have a good reason. 

As some of you are already aware, Miss Bella is now one of your friendly LDW Erotic Entertainment dispatchers! Yes! My voice will be among the first you hear when dialing our digits to speak to one of the many fabulous Mistresses here.  I’m quite excited by the opportunity and having a great deal of fun!

I also wanted to send a shout out to my darling Mr. A, who has, yet again, made sure Miss Bella is thoroughly entertained and amused with his lovely gifts! He sent me a copy of Chaplin and I must say, I thoroughly enjoy that movie, you don’t even know!  Mr. A is my very favorite slave…he knows just how to pamper me properly.  And anyone who pampers me with Robert Downey Jr….well.  That makes me a very happy woman indeed!

And let’s not forget the fantastic books that have been gifted to me by my arch-angel “R”;)  He knows who he is! I always love to get books on Female Domination because, well, it’s what I do!  And learning more is never a bad thing.

Okay, my darlings. I just wanted to pop in to let you know that Miss Bella has not abandoned you! I’m just working super hard to make sure I’m around even more than before

Until tomorrow!

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Must be 18+ to call
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to a major credit card
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