And a very happy 2012 to all of you. The last few months have been crazy for me, and I know you’ve missed my blog, but I’m confident that the wait will have been worth it! Of course, if you are a follower of the May I Cum blog, you’d have . . . → Read More: Dusting Off The Microphone…]]>

Hello, my darlings!

And a very happy 2012 to all of you. The last few months have been crazy for me, and I know you’ve missed my blog, but I’m confident that the wait will have been worth it! Of course, if you are a follower of the May I Cum blog, you’d have gotten a little fix round about Christmas time. *winks*

How Were Your Holidays, Miss Bella?

They were wonderful! So many well wishes for my birthday, and lovely prezzies to fill up my mailbox. Enough to put a smile on my face as bright as the holiday lights downtown. Thank you, all of you, for making my season spectacular.

And how were YOUR holidays, my little strokers and sissies?

But it’s now a new year, and it’s time for new audios!

Nothing Like A Little Retrospective

Since 2012 is shaping up to be quite the kicker of a year, I thought it might be a good idea to do a little recap of all the naughtiness in 2011. Let’s take a little walk down memory lane, shall we?

Part One of the year in review is a juicy little two-parter. And guess what? Both parts can only be found here.

So I suggest you get yourself comfy. Slip out of your shorts, grab the kleenex and a bottle of your favorite lube, wrap those fingers around that tool and click the link to hear what I’ve got to say about 2011!

Part One

Part Two

Stay tuned for next week’s audio, where I’ll continue this little cerebral stroll!

*Many Kisses*

Happy birthday to me!

And lucky YOU… you get an audio! ::whispers:: And I even sing in it.

You did know I can carry a tune, right?

I can. I promise.

And in case you haven’t yet, if you’d *like* to send me a birthday gift, you can wander my wishlist . . . → Read More: Happy Birthday To ME!]]>

Hello, my darlings!

Happy birthday to me!

And lucky YOU… you get an audio! ::whispers:: And I even sing in it.

You did know I can carry a tune, right?

I can. I promise.

And in case you haven’t yet, if you’d *like* to send me a birthday gift, you can wander my wishlist and pick something special for the birthday girl. Of course, understanding that the holidays ARE upon us, it’s not a requirement. *smiles* To those of you who have sent me a little something, infinite thank yous are in order! So sweet!

All of that aside…

I wanted to wish each and every one of you a very happy holiday season. May you be surrounded with loved ones, with joy, and the spectacle of the season. Thank you for making 2011 such a fantastic year for me, and I wish you all continued health and merriment into the new year!

*many kisses*

Time for another Geek Squeelet from your Geeky Kinkstress! A little bit about movies, some gaming news, comicgasms, and some tv treats for you today. Mostly random, so no layout today, but you KNOW I’m working on something major for the next one. Perhaps a possible return to the . . . → Read More: Thursday’s Geek Squeelet! (Audio Post)]]>

Hello, my darlings!

Geek Squeelet Time!

Time for another Geek Squeelet from your Geeky Kinkstress! A little bit about movies, some gaming news, comicgasms, and some tv treats for you today. Mostly random, so no layout today, but you KNOW I’m working on something major for the next one. Perhaps a possible return to the radio? I’ll bet it’s on your wishlists!

Costume Ideas?

Oct-ogre is almost over! Anyone have amazing plans for this Halloween? I’m thinking of hitting a few parties, but darn it, I’m not even sure what my costume will be. Suggestions? *grins* I know what some of my little nerdlings would enjoy, so let’s hear it!

What would you dress me in if you had the chance?

Free Calls!

If you haven’t taken part in this month’s free call bonanza, you might still have a shot! Head over to The Daily Cock for all the details and to see if it’s YOUR lucky day. C’mon, pets, you know you can’t beat free, right? If you’re a previous caller, and your last name starts with the random letter of the day, you have NO excuse for not giving me a buzz if you see me on and spending those freebies with me. Imagine what I could DO to you in just ten minutes… Oh, the possibilities!

Your poor Miss Bella had one heck of a crappy week last week, but this one? Well this week, I’m going to start it off right.

It may be cold and drizzly outside today. There might be no sunshine because of all the clouds. But it is . . . → Read More: Being Thankful For The Little Things In Life]]>

Hello, my darlings!

Your poor Miss Bella had one heck of a crappy week last week, but this one? Well this week, I’m going to start it off right.

Being Thankful For The Little Things

It may be cold and drizzly outside today. There might be no sunshine because of all the clouds. But it is absolutely *perfect* weather for staying inside, indulging in a little vino and making out by the fire. Sounds romantic, doesn’t it? A little soft music, some dimmed lights, an eager and attentive subbie waiting on me hand and foot while I nuzzle my latest conquest…

Wait…Subbie?

Of course, silly! Did you really think that *you* would be the one making out with me by the fire? *laughs* Aww. Remember when I  mentioned being thankful for the “little” things? Well, there’s one “little” thing that I’m definitely not thankful for. Well, at least, not in the way you think.

What Do You Mean “Little”?

See, your *ahem* inadequacy  in the cock department keeps you off my couch and at my feet. Your itty bitty dicklette is only good for one thing, and, before you reach down there and start fiddling that nubbin’, it’s certainly not for physical pleasure. I’m more likely to lock it up in chastity than I am to let it poke and prod and tickle my thighs.

No, I much prefer keeping you down there, always looking up. Always wishing you could be endowed enough to please me. Always begging for one more chance…

… To show me how devoted you are.

Oct-ogre is certainly in full swing, and the amazing Ally has a special surprise for all of you out there who’ve been loyal kinkster callers!

The Alphabet Promo! A Free call for all previous callers of LDW Group

Starting on October 6th and continuing through October 31st, each day . . . → Read More: Titillating Tuesday!]]>

Hello, my darlings!

Oct-ogre is certainly in full swing, and the amazing Ally has a special surprise for all of you out there who’ve been loyal kinkster callers!

Giving Back

Oct-ogre is finally upon us again. Time for all my ghoulies and ghosties to figure out what they’re going to be wearing to the Halloween parties that will be rolling around come the end of the month. That means it’s time for yours truly to find a costume too.

I haven’t forgotten about the Geek Squee that I promised you, and here it is! Within this 10 minute aural extravaganza you’ll find out about all the things you loved to listen to me chat about on the radio.

This time I’ve got some things to say about Conan, . . . → Read More: Thursday’s Geek Squeelet! (Audio Post)]]>

Hello, my darlings!

I haven’t forgotten about the Geek Squee that I promised you, and here it is! Within this 10 minute aural extravaganza you’ll find out about all the things you loved to listen to me chat about on the radio.

Movie Mania!

This time I’ve got some things to say about Conan, since it’s the one movie that sticks out the most (and the only one I saw IN theaters). Visually pretty, fun to watch, but lacking some substance in the plot areas. (Although, I could watch J.M. for hours.)

TV-Squee!

A whole HOST of new shows is hitting the small screen, including some old favorites (How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, The Mentalist, etc.) along with some newer ones worth taking a peek at (New Girl, 2 Broke Girls, Terra Nova, etc.) all of which leads to Miss Bella’s DVR getting a serious workout!

Comic-gasm!

With the DC Reboot launch, and the Marvel Fear Itself arc all going on at the same time, it’s hard to figure out what’s a good read and what’s not! I don’t profess to be an expert, by any means, but in my humble opinion, here are my picks for winners of the DC reboot (the Fear Itself one goes without saying *wink*):

• Batman #1
• Catwoman #1
• Nightwing #1
• Red Hood And The Outlaws #1
• Demon Knights #1
• O.M.A.C. #1
• Wonder Woman #1
• Supergirl #1
• Batwoman #1
• Batgirl #1
• Batman & Robin #1
• Action Comics #1
• Detective Comics #1

There were a few losers, and some that landed on my “follow-up” pile, but those can be found elsewhere! Just listen to the audio for more details!

Gamer-girl!

So, I’ll be playing some Rise of Nightmares later on the Kinect, have been playing Call of Duty: Black Ops and am duly impressed, and? DCUOnline goes Free To Play in Oct-ogre! How exciting! Maybe I can get together a little league of my darling perverati-kinksters to play with. *winks*

Until next time!

Tuesday already. Where has the time gone? Why, in a week, it’ll be Oct-ogre again, and two months later, my birthday! With the rain falling and all the grey outside, I needed a little pick-me-up today, and so I’m passing on to you what helped get me into the swing of . . . → Read More: Titillating Tuesday! (Audio Post)]]>

Hello, my darlings!

Tuesday already. Where has the time gone? Why, in a week, it’ll be Oct-ogre again, and two months later, my birthday! With the rain falling and all the grey outside, I needed a little pick-me-up today, and so I’m passing on to you what helped get me into the swing of things!

I’ve got quite a little treat for you today. An aural treat, no less!

Miss Bella, May I…

A sweet little pet of mine made a little request for an audio. One that would appeal to his fun little foot fetish. See, I have quite a few poppets who just adore women’s toes…arches…ankles…heels. And I, myself, have something of a fascination for frisky feet!

So when the request rolled in, I decided to have a little fun with it.

Imagine What It Would Be Like…

To be kneeling at my feet while I teased you with my perfectly pampered peds? But it’s not as simple as that. Oh no.

No.

You know I couldn’t make it that easy for you, right? Nothing is just handed to my pets.

A pet like you has to work for it. You must strive for the reward. You must…suffer for my satisfaction. And I know just how to do it.

I Want To Play A Game…

Specifically, let’s see how long you last when I put on an impromptu modeling show for you.

You do know how much I enjoy my games, right? (Part 1)

Because I love…to see my pets…squirm for me. (Part 2)

*laughs*

I was just sitting back, perusing the web, and then I remembered something. I was going to start posting around here more regularly.

Because I’ve heard you, my darlings. You miss me. I know you do. And I know I’ve been horrendously busy with so many things, but I haven’t . . . → Read More: Sinful Sunday!]]>

Good afternoon, my lovelies!

I was just sitting back, perusing the web, and then I remembered something. I was going to start posting around here more regularly.

Because I’ve heard you, my darlings. You miss me. I know you do. And I know I’ve been horrendously busy with so many things, but I haven’t forgotten you all. *smiles*

So how’s this for an inaugural welcome back post:

Small Penis Seeks Humiliation

I had the most pathetically hilarious little dicked loser call me this past week. He knows who he is. And he knows I’ve got his number. *winks* I spent time raking him over the coals, and you know what? I didn’t feel the least bit bad about it.

Because when you don’t have what it takes to please me, then you’re really only worth of one thing, aren’t you?

He knows. Don’t you, “MPW”?

*laughs* If you can believe it, he actually begged me to blog about him. He wanted to see me calling him out for the insufficient, insignificant, baby-carrot-peen’d lowlife that he is.

Why Use Initials, Miss Bella?

I told him I’d keep his name confidential, and that’s the “M” part of the initials. But I didn’t say I’d keep the rest of it quiet: PW = Panty Whore.

He likes to slink around in his wife’s panties and imagine what life would be like if he turned himself over to me. And you know what? With his penchant for panties and insatiable need for humiliation because he doesn’t have what it takes to properly satisfy a woman, I figured he’d be best served serving me on his knees…in the frilliest panties I could find…with his mouth paying a little lip service of it’s own.

On my boyfriend.

*laughs*

Needless to say, I think the idea was almost too much for him to stand! I sent him scurrying away to clean up his little mess. *wink*

Stay tuned, darlings. I have many more stories for you…and an audio or two on the way.

Long time no hear, I know. Things have been crazy hectic over here for me, but I haven’t forgotten all of you! Nor have I forgotten how much you enjoy the little audio tidbits I toss out there from time to time.

So, since it’s been almost a month since my . . . → Read More: Breaking Radio Silence (Audio Post)]]>

Hello, my darlings!

Long time no hear, I know. Things have been crazy hectic over here for me, but I haven’t forgotten all of you! Nor have I forgotten how much you enjoy the little audio tidbits I toss out there from time to time.

So, since it’s been almost a month since my last post, I thought I’d give you all a little something to listen to while you wait for me to get everything settled!

Laundry Day Shenanigans

I get asked all the time just what it’s like to do laundry for me. Well…consider yourself informed!

Part One

Part Two

Keep your ears open, my darlings, because I’ve got a few more scripts waiting in the wings, as well as a Geek Squee to send your way soon!